Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some support or people are gonna think we’re nuts!!”
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A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Alaska.The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, “Honey, I want you to know that I haven’t wasted all this time alone. Instead, I’ve mastered the art of mind over matter.
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin.”Listen to this,” he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. “It says I’m energetic, bright, resourceful and a great lover.””Yeah,” his wife nodded, “and it has
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow the horn!
Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to: 10. Tommy Lee’s———- Camp Kickachickee9. Lorena Bobbit’s—— Camp Cutaweewee8. Tanya Harding’s—— Camp Wackaneenee7. Kenneth Star’s——- Camp Catchacrookee6. Louis Farakahn’s—– Camp Killawhitey5. O.J. Simpson’s——- Camp Killachickee4. Michael Jackson’s—- Camp Wannabewhitey3. President Clinton’s– Camp Getahoochie2. Ellen Degeneras’s—- Camp Lickacoochie And the
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: MONTREAL2. – One hand on wheel, one finger out window: TORONTO3. – One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: OTTAWA4. – Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both