Two Polish guys were taking their first trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas, which they’d never seen before. Each bought one.The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train
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What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked, “Well, you two, I only have a couple more goodies left to hand out before my job is done.Which one of you wants to be able to pee standing up?”Adam raises his hand and yells “Me,
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter to Santa. He started “Dear Santa…”, he thought “No, I will go to a higher authority”, so he decided to write a letter to Jesus.”Dear Jesus, If you get me a bike for Christmas, I will
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer programmer. Finally, they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin programming. Typing furiously for several hours, they enter lines of code streaming across the screen.Seconds
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning. He was so moved by the Preacher’s sermon that on the way out he stopped to shake his hand.He said, “Reverend, that was the best gawd damn sermon