A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I thought we’d have sex tonight.”The wife replies, “No, I’m too tired tonight.”The husband says, “Is that your final answer?”The wife says, “Yes, it is, thank you.”The husband says, “OK, then, I’d like to phone a friend.”
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If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when you’re IN the bathroom?European! (You’re a Peein’)And if you really gotta go bad?Russian!
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They are so liberal that they have 6 commandments and 4suggestions.
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs? A: The Dallas CowboysQ: How many players did the Cowboys dress for their last game? A: 22. The rest dressed themselves.Q: What’s Jerry Jones’ biggest concern? A: Does bail money count against the salary cap?Q: What
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2, the trick is getting them IN there.
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman’s house where they engage in passionate love making.The woman suddenly cocks her ear and says, “Quick my husband just got home, go hide in the bathroom!”
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After the examination the physician motioned for her to meet him in the hallway. “Your husband is very sick,” the doctor said. “Still, you can do three things to ensure his survival.First, fix him three healthy meals