A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender replies “I’m sorry, We don’t serve strings”The string, angry, runs to the bathroom and ties himself up into knots until his ends are frayed.Then he walks back out and asks the bartender for a drink.”Hey, aren’t
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Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.No matter what; metal, wood,plastic – anything she touched would melt! Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.The
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery. The operation went well, and as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy, who was waiting by his bed.”Mr. Smith, you’re going to be just fine,” said the nun, gently
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire week’s wages.When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will be
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back their both fucked!