What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
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1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2. It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.3. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was damned near impossible.4. A man complaining to a friend: “I
How To Shower Like A Man:1 – Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.2 – Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the “woo” sound.3 – Look at your
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig!)Banging your head
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because they forget to take the Klennex out of the box.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term, “Homo Milk” You understand, “Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine.” You know what it means to be on ‘pogey’. You know that “a mickey” and “2-4’s” mean “Party at the