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1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.2.) If you have to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings”.3.) There is a very fine
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount of black sediment in the bottom of the cup. So I called the grounds keeper.My church accepts any denomination. But they prefer tens and twenties.Q: What kind of engine do they use in golf carts?A: Fore
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his wife, “Sarah, we are about to celebrate our 50th wedding anniversary, so tell me, have you ever been unfaithful to me?”She hesitated a while and said, “Yes, 3 times.””Three times!? how did it happen?” he asks.”Well,
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her hair was soft her eyes were blue,I new just what she wanted me to do,Her skin was smooth her legs were fine.I ran my finger down her spin.I don’t know how but i tried my best,As
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and Out’s of Child Rearing”.Q: What do Michael Jackson and the Baltimore Orioles have in common?A: They both walk around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason.Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to
You’d never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle shop the other day.He was complaining because he couldn’t decide whether to buy a bike with a high top speed but poor acceleration, or one with lots of torque and a fast acceleration but a poor