Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son: What’s up, Dad?Dad: There’s a scratch down the side of the car. Did you do it? Son: I don’t believe, if I understand the definition of “scratch the car”, that I can say, truthfully, that I
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“If Men TRULY Ruled the World!”…Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the behind and a “Nice hustle, you’ll get’em next time” would pretty much do it. Valentine’s Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years. On Groundhog Day, if
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever cum across.
***The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!***1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play – normally one club and two balls.2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the
Q : What’s the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US’s got Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Stevie Wonder; Malaysia’s got Mahathir, no cash, no hope and bloody wonder!
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window, watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in back…