1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you drink a diet soda with candy, they cancel each other out.3. When eating with someone else, calories don’t count if you both eat the same amount.4. Foods used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes
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One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So he headed upstairs and opened her bedroom door.To his surprise, he saw his dad stripped naked on top of his mom, who was also naked, both heavily into the sexual act. Not wanting to traumatize the
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty dark!”
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every day and women would bleed to death.
Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little legs open!!!!