There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close there was a sign that read, “DISNEY WORLD LEFT,”So they turned around and went home.
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The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked:”Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?”After a confused silence, little Johnny volunteered
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they reached the gates of Heaven they were greeted by St. Peter.St. Peter said “Excuse me ladies, but before I let you in… I must know what you were doing when you died… you see Heaven has
Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon expect the following changes:Time Magazine’s next “Man Of The Year” issue will feature Steve Case on the cover as the undisputed winner. This of course will strictly be a coincidence.The standard irritating AOL popups will be
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can clean her crack and resell it the next day.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?Still no eye deer.
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!