“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she started to neglect you?” “Not at all,” the dejected man replied. “She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, she’s a great cook, the house
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Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking. He is hunched over.He goes up to the counter and says, “Banana Split, please.”The lady at the counter replies, “Crushed nuts?”The old man says, “No, Arthritis!”
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should be open when she gives it to you!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it.”In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the better of her and she
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty and he liked her a lot.One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly, and she was absolutely gorgeous.He began to like her and after