A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered that there were indeed people there, but the inhabitants of the island knew nothing of civilized culture.The missionary decided that it would be in the natives best interest if he could teach them about civilization. He
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This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, “You look ridiculous; what on earth are you doing?”She says, “I just got the results of my annual physical
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.3. You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank.4. You’ve rolled so many pennies, you’ve formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.5. Long distance companies don’t
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping and picked up a pair of crotchless panties. She went home and donned the new garment, and selected a short skirt to go with it.She greeted her husband when he came home from work and sat
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s cute!*******He knows the importance of accessorizing!*******And if he looks at another girl, you can rearrange his face!*******INTRODUCING…**************MR. POTATO HEAD!( Good with sour cream and butter too! 🙂
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q: Dear Abby,What can I do about my little brother? He’s such a pest!A: Have you tried a flyswatter?Q: Dear Abby,My boss is a mean, unappreciative slave driver who constantly belittles me. What can I do?A: Shut
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?Dave: Yup. Cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s top of the line.Mary: Wow! What kind is it?Dave: Twelve-thirty.