1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by the term, “Homo Milk”3. You understand the phrase, “Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine”4. You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.5. You drink pop, not soda.6. You know what
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Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green eyeliner now, but what about when you’re fifty?Colored Elastics For Braces:As if the braces didn’t make your mouth stand out enough.Inflatable Furniture:Nothing boosts the ego more than sitting on a couch and popping it.Crayons That Smell:Oh,
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.”I’m afraid I don’t have a husband” she replies. “O.K. do you have a boyfriend?” asks the Midwife. “No, no boyfriend either.””Do you
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you suddenly realize you just dropped the company’s deposit in a mailbox and gave her your mail.As a woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman and say, “I waited on the last fat
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told the check out girl, “Nothing but the best for my little kitten.”The girl at the cash register said, “I’m sorry,
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural history museum.”I’ve just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!” the excited scientist exclaimed.To
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the result. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me