A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,”Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.””Because,” the man says, “I live in a two-story house.”The Judge replies, “What kind of a reason is that! What’s the big
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Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer pulled them over and went up to the vehicle. He then noticed it was the local preacher, Father McBrian. The officer then asked him why he was swerving all over the road. He said he wasn’t.The
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.”You’re running around with other women,” she charged.”You’re being unreasonable,” Adam responded.”You’re the only woman on earth!”The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were supposed to swim the English Channel.A group of spectators anxiously awaited the three women at the finish line. The brunette came in first, then the redhead a little later. They waited hours for the blonde to
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom:”Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing.”Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:”Will the twelve hundred students who went to move “26 cars”, return
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my beer.” Then the beers say, “No man, we’re our own beers.” That’s when we realized we had too many beers.
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?Frosted Flakes!What is it when a blonde blows into anotherblondes ear?Data transfer.What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?”I wonder if it’s mine?”How do you confuse a blonde?Give