This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the vender, “Give me one with everything”.So the vender makes him a hotdog with everything, hands it to the Buddhist Monk.The Buddhist gives him a twenty dollar bill, the vender takes it, puts it in his cash
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Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.Miss Charlene Mason sang, “I Will Not Pass This Way Again,” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It is a good
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at least you’re good at other things8. Do you think it’ll fit in my old Barbie? clothes?7. My li’l brother has one like that.6. Are you cold?5. ::giggles::4. Maybe we should just be friends3. Can you make
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table.”What are you doing?” his mother asked.”The box says you can’t eat them if the seal is broken,” the Boy
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid of flying off the handle!Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?A. Dayscare centers.Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?A. His ghoul friend.Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?A. I Scream.Q. What do witches
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next time you get a chance, It goes – spic….spic….spic….nigga…nigga…nigga…nigga………chink!