-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going to be a hell of a blow job!
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How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say it to confuse people)
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.9. God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand him the TV remote.8. God knew that Adam would never go out and
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. “Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper,” the accountant replied.Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. “Do not let them
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint Peter…He first tells her that the only way she can get through the gate is to pass a quite simple test.”What is The Son Of God’s name?” he asks.She thinks for a minute, rubbing her chin
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place”(why…a duh!)On an infant’s bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.(ah-ha! So that’s what happened to my little sister!)On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advised for use as a home pregnancy test.(oh sure…now they