A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking
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A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she was gaining a little weight. “Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?”, he asked.”Oh no, Father. Just a little gas.” Sister Susan explained, matter-of-factly.A month or so later the Father noticed that she had gained
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl.After a year she went into the hospital to give birth.The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow. “This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?”He answered, “You’ve got to keep that old
A new two year degree is being offered at Life University…Becoming a Real Man!That’s right, in just six terms, you too can be a real man.Please take a moment to look over the program outline:FIRST YEARAutumn ScheduleMEN 101…Combating StupidityMEN 102…You too can do houseworkMEN 103…PMS – Learn when to keep
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2) Moses went up onto the mountain and took two tablets.3) King David sat on the throne for forty years.4) Solomon – neither heaven nor Earth could move him.5) Noah was at sea for forty days and
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”…your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’rebarefoot….a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garagedoor nearest your car….you remember when the Dead Sea was only