Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the bartender, “Give me ANYTHING BUT Coors!!”And the bartender is like “Dude, this is Colorado, we ONLY sell Coors here!” And the man is like “But I have to drink something OTHER than Coors!!See, last night I
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What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?Toes Go In FirstThree blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours, they saw a sign that said “Disneyland left.” So they turned
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a light bulb?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.If you have Multiple Personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.If you are Paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he got a hole-in-one!