The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. “What is your name?” Was the first thing the manager asked the new guy.”John,” the new guy replied.The manager scowled, “Look, I don’t know what kind of a mamby-pamby place
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Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant. Through out the coversation the topic of sex and pregnancy comes up, finally culminating in each one discussing their respective fetus’ and the manner of conception.The first brunette says “I know I am going to
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, “And get me a whisky, you cow!”The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond to commands.He tells a frog to jump. The frog jumps 30 feet. He writes in his log book, frog jumps 30 feet.Then he cuts off one leg. He gives the same command to frog. It jumps
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.”The old man
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other missed!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head up real fast and say:”…in JESUS’ name…AMEN!”(he-he…how can they yell at you for this :)ADDENDUM: For some reason, it won’t work in a Synagogue?