Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by God….”Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this call. I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet
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Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by God… “Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this call; I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.”Now, class. Observe closely the worms,” said the professor putting a worm first into the
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him into their community. But, also because they were good Catholics they did not eat red meat on Fridays. So, when their neighbor began barbequeing some juicy steak on Friday night, they began to squirm.They were so
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car driving down the road and there is a fatal accident. There in only one survivor. Who is it?A: The perfect woman – Santa Claus is made up and there’s no such thing as the perfect man!