Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become -Hale Mary Fuller Grace.Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become -Polly-Warner-Cracker.3M and Goodyear merge to become -MMMGood.John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become -Deere Abi.Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining
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One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the highway. The cop pulled her over because she was so slow and asked her why she didn’t go any faster.She pointed at the sign that said highway 35 on it and said that was the speed
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels bikers walked in.The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie and then took a seat at the counter.The second walked up to the old man, spit into the
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants it. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want because it’s on sale.A woman worries about he future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re in the same grade! …If u mow the grass and find the car! …If someone comes to your house everyday thinking you’re having a garage sale! …If u sell the car 4 gas money!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs Roy that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink,