A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him, “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your
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Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers, and jumpers are in the United States.
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on gas, so she stops at a gas station.While she’s pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69’ing?OdorEaters!!!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the “blonde” employee: “Before we order, could you please settle an
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in Arkansas haven’t had a McDonald’s hamburger!
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was very furious and said, “Chelsea is very upset because she thinks she has the ugliest room in the entire White House; I want something done about it immediately!”Yes Sir, Mr. President,” the interior decorator replies.”I’ll take