Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in the toilet.
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Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you are a mile away and you have his shoes.2. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play for the same team?
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road when they
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden, the burnette stops and says “Awe, look at the poor dead birdy.” The blond looks up and says “Where!?”
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and downs frightened a lot of small investors.A guy went to his financial adviser at the bank and ask if he were worried.He replied that he slept like a baby.He was amazed and asked, “Really? Even with
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell station.