A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into.The firemen yell to the Brunette, “Jump! Jump! It’s your only chance to survive!”The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen
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Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband is looking for a rake and can’t find it. He yells up to his wife, ‘Where’s the rake?’She replies by nodding her arms like she can’t hear.So he points to his
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the animals that were for sale there.He walked up to the farmer and said,”Hey, that’s a nice donkey you got there. I think I’ll take it.”The farmer replied,”That’s not a donkey, that’s an ass.”So, the man said,”Okay,
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe.”Didn’t you say at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine,”‘ asked the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, “Well,
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the house. The kids were laying outside in the mud, still in their pajamas, and empty food boxes were on the kitchen counter.When he opened the door, he found an even bigger mess: dishes on the counter,
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn’t drive.No further testing is planned.
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went to the local sporting goods stored and asked the shopkepper. “I need a really nice gun to hunt deer with”The shopkeeper gave him a gun and said, “This gun is perfect for any deer”Taking the gun,