What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
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A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking a cigarette with a smug grin on its face, the egg looking thoroughly ticked off.The egg looks at the chicken and says,”Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!”
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean…)10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.”)9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.)8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face was badly burned. The doctors said they could take the burnt skin and replace it with extra skin.The woman’s husband gladly allowed the doctors to use some skin from his behind.The woman healed beautifully and ask
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So in order to get eggs he went and got a rooster. The man he got the rooster form told him that the rooster would screw everything in sight. But the farmer wanted the rooster anyway. So
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed glanced over and noticed that Ted’s penis was twisted like a corkscrew. “Blimey,” Ed said. “I’ve never seen one like that before!” “Like what?” Ted said. “All twisted like a pigs tail” Ed said. “Well what’s