Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and proudly announced to the first man, “Congratulations, sir. You’re the father of twins!””What a coincidence! I work for the Minnesota Twins Baseball team!”Later the nurse returned and congratulated the second
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A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out a box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.”No laundry” the boy said, “I’m going to wash my dog.””But
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.” He said. “The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.”When the blonde returned,
THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge:The brain said “I do all the thinking so I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”The eyes said “I see everything and let the rest of
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other thing on the island was the tall coconut tree, that provided them their food. Each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the tree, to see if he could see a rescue boat
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, “Honey be very careful when you drive the ball-don’t knock out any windows. It’ll cost us a fortune to fix.”The wife teed up and shanked
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cellphone.She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the blonde