I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking a bath and she came in and sunk all my little boats!But I’m really a lucky guy. I never realized how much my wife loved me until the other day when I was sick and stayed
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One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a “honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed when the wife tells her new husband that she has a confession.”I lied when I told you I was a virgin. I have been with one other man” she tells her new hubby.The new husband asks
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course was set in front of them and the Jewish couple announced, “This is soup made with matzoh balls.”On seeing the 2 large matzoh balls in the soup, the redneck man was hesitant to taste this strange
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor.After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby, and finds him not gaining much weight and asks the woman, “Is he breast fed or on the bottle?””Oh…he is breast fed!”,
Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment with some these sayings:”I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.After having met you, I’ve changed my mind.””I must admit, you brought religion into my life.I never believed in Hell till I met
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you get a dog, name it: MypenisWhy, you ask? Well just look at some of the great excuses you can use for school, work, and general conversation!-I did do my homework but Mypenis ate it!-Oh no, Mypenis