Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you know?Teacher: On question #1, Johnny put down “I don’t know”. And you put down “Me neither”.
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Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had just gotten jobs as lumber jacks. Well one say they were working along cutting down all the trees that had the big red X on them.As instructed by the foreman they were to yell ‘TIMBER!’ whenever
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo mama’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she REALLY sits around the house.Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears a “Malcom X” shirt, helicopters land on her!
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a ghoul!
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting married this weekend and my fiancee thinks I’m a virgin, is there anything you can do to help me”?After the doctor stopped laughing, he says, “Medically, no, but here’s something you can try…on the wedding night,
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What have you done Tommy O’Connor” said the Priest. “I had sex with a girl””Who was it Tommy?” “I cannot tell you Father, please forgive me for my sin.””Was it Mary Margaret Sullivan?” “No Father, please forgive