All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met OK, so what’s the speed of dark? How
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Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -NormaDear GOD, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t You just keep the ones You have now? -JaneDear GOD, Who draws the lines around the countries? -NanDear
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in.”I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact was on his head which caused him to be comatose for two days before he finally regained consciousness. When he opened his eyes, his wife was there beside him.He held her hands and said meaningfully :
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.”C’mon, tell me,” she asked for the thousandth time, “how many women have you slept with?””Baby, ” he protested, “if I told you, you’d throw a fit.”Kim promised she wouldn’t get angry, and convinced her hubby
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.2. Nothing improves with age.3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again.4. Sex
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