Have some fun on your next shopping trip, try these…Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like, “Pick Me!! Pick Me!!”Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme to “Mission Impossible”.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “NO, NO! It’s
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One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show, she asks the audience “Who here has ever sensed the presence of a ghost?” and 5 people raise their hand.Then she asks “Who here has ever SEEN a ghost?” and 3 people raise their hand. Then
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.You want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free.”You believe “shallow gene pool” should have it’s own box on the report card.You believe the
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies ————————————-1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.2. You with your thick face have hurt my instep.3. Gun wounds again?4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.5. A normal person wouldn’t steal pituitaries.6. Damn, I’ll burn you into a BBQ chicken!7.
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s Privates All the President’s Women The Lying King Free Willy Terms of Impeachment Driving Miss Monica Independent Counsel Day The Six Commandments The Full Monica President on a Hot Tin Roof Red Faced in October Honey,
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk employee was fired: however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for “Termination without Cause.”Actual dialog of a former WordPerfect Customer Support Employee: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt sign is on Mr. President, would you please put the stewardess in the upright position.”