Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout again!I wasn?t sleeping! I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.This is in exchange for the six hours last night
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The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a single bound Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Discusses policy with GodPRESIDENT: Leaps short buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a switch engine Is
Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use? A growth chart?I dropped a Viagra in a jar of small sweet pickles last
If you’re feeling a bit stressed, try these to deal with it…Dance naked in front of your pets.Put your toddler’s clothes on backwards and send them off to school as if nothing is wrong. (NOTE: this also works well with the hubby who stayed at the pub too long.)Jam miniature
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down on the unemployed
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is one beer. So he goes up to the bar, hops up on the stool and asks the bartender for a beer.Bartender: “Sorry mister, can’t give it to ya.” Mushroom: “C’mon, just one beer..please?” Bartender: “Nope, can’t
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. “I’m too young to die!” she