Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light on!!!
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*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thingy in the middle of them.The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle. The same person that gives you
How do you keep a idiot occupied?(Scroll Down) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up, smoking a cigarette, and says “Well, I guess that answers THAT question!!!”
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the defendant, “What are you charged with?””Doing my Christmas shopping early sir”, replied the defendant.”Well that’s not an crime”, said the judge! “How early were you doing this shopping?””Before the store opened”, answered the prisoner.
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”