Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should be let into heaven.The doctor said “Because I won the Nobel Peace Prize for my work.”The second doctor was a little worried when his turn came. He said, “I haven’t won any prizes, but I’ve started
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Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the older one) and Andrew that they were going to go upstairs for a bit(to do their little freaky thing).One day Scott got curious to what they were doing up there, so the next time they said
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being very nice to him. But when they asked him if he wanted something specific for his last meal, he didn’t want anything special. When
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette and a redhead.Which one is the probably the smartest?If you guessed the blonde you were correct…. she’s 19 years old!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter’s swollen abdomen.It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, “Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!”The mother turn red with fury, and she argued
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the grip!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.As the ambulance takes the body away, Charlie says, “Someone should go and tell his wife.”Bill says, “OK, I`m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I`ll do it.” 2 hours