There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods…Cats have never forgotten this.Here’s proof that Cats are smarter than dogs…You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get
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A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste like that.
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his wife. The storekeeper said he knew exactly what would please her and took a little bird out of its cage.”This is Chet,” he said, “and Chet can sing Christmas carols and songs.” Seeing the look of
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one leg. One stocking on the other leg, and between the two I make a living.”
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to moan.
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk on water. Pool filters “do not like Jell-O!”A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.Garbage bags do
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold the legs, four to hold the udders, and one to tell them when to move the cow up and down.