Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2 trucks, 4 vans and 8 cars
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A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, were sent for.Clem went in first, and the mortician pulled back the sheet.Clem said, Yup, he’s burnt real bad; but
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990’s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?””No”, he replies, “I just bought this state-of-the-art
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house.
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, “You’re in charge of sweeping.”To the Irishman he says “You’re in charge of shovelling.”To the Chinese guy, “You’re in charge of supplies.”He
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light” he immediately said to her “Get your fat ass out of the way.”