An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his hair, almost in tears.”Doctor, my memory’s gone. Gone! I can’t remember my wife’s name. Can’t remember my children’s names. Can’t remember what kind of car I drive.Can’t remember where I work. It was all I could

A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next day’s meeting, he called down to “I’m afraid not, sir,” the clerk told him, “but down the hall is a special machine that should serve your purposes.”Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the appropriate

It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.He asks if you’re afraid, and you shake your head bravely and mumble no. He has had more experience, but it’s

Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from snatching a kiss….

A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I buy you a drink?” the man asks the lady.”Sure, but one thing I have to confess before you get intimate is that I was once a man,” she responds.”Whoa! I would have never known if you

What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.

A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.Afterward the doctor comes out with the results.”I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says.”You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.””Oh, that’s terrible!” says the man. “How long have I