There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the congregation and asked for a raise.After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that when the Rabbi’s family expanded, so would his paycheck.After five or six children, this started to get expensive.The congregation decided to
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‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet.The e-mails were stacked by the modem with care,In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.The newbies were nestled all snug by their screens,While visions of Java danced in their dreams.My wife
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip” on the side……….you might be a RedneckIf your working T.V. sits on top of ur NON-working T.V. ……….you might be a RedneckIf you think a “courter horse” is that ride in front of Kmart……….you might be
Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming routine and boring.”Get creative Morris. Break up the monotony.Why don’t you try ‘playing doctor’ for an hour? That’s what I do,” said Irving.”Sounds great,” Morris replied, “but how do you make it last for an hour?””That’s
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.