Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical huntsman and he went hunting as often as he could.The other was his friend who is a peaceful nature loving fellow, who didn’t really want to hurt anything.They had been out in the woods for some
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Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones… yes, it’s true.To prove their theory, the scientists had 100 men consume 12 bottles of beer.They then observed that 100% of them:1: Gained weight.2: Talked excessively without making sense.3: Became emotional.4: Called home just to see
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists. The meeting room was located on the 45th floor of a New York skyscraper.”My fellow scientists,” he began. But before he could utter another word, the clone jumped up and shouted,
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office.When asked his occupation, Sven looked the lady in the eye and said “Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto cotton panties.”The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classed as unskilled labor,
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with poop, crossed her path. “Oh, my,” exclaimed the lady, “Come on, I’ll clean you!”She took a Kleenex from her purse and cleaned the little critter. She walked a little farther and another duck,
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the lady behind the wheel was knitting!Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yells,
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a bad sector. )Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods? A. No, I said he was shot in the LUMBAR region.Q. Are you married? A. No, I’m divorced. Q. And what did your