What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Johhny?””Well, my goldfish died,” replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up,”and I’ve just buried him.”The neighbour was concerned,
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the policeraided the game. Turning to the priest, the lead police officersaid, “Father Murphy, were you gambling?”Turning his eyes to heaven, the priest whispered, “Lord, forgive mefor what I am
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt her.
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She asks “Santa, will you stay with me?”Santa says, “Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go!I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y’know!”She takes off her nightgown, and wearing
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.