The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in his ear, “Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!”The driver didn’t think much of this complaint, but promised he would check
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Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead of Three Wise Men? They would have asked directions,arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made acasserole, and, brought practical gifts!
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir, I believe you have a cataract.” “Oh, no” replied theJapanese man. “I dwive a Rincon Continentaw.”
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.Rule TwoYou do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If