Office work dull?…None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?…Amuse yourself. Points are awarded on a degree of difficulty basis. You can award yourself extra points for creative executionONE-POINT GAGS Run one lap around the office at top speed Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other’non-player’ must
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December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.I asked for a bicycle,
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small penis. Poor Fred thought if only he had larger equipment then maybe the chicks would like him more.One day Fred went into the mens room and a very short man dressed in green was standing there
Children Books That Didn’t Make It To The Press:Children Books You Won’t Eever See…1…You Are Different and That’s Bad2…The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables3…Dad’s New Wife Robert4…Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share5…Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book6…The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking7…Kathy Was So Bad Her
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first guy farts, ‘WHOOOSSHHHHH….’No one brought attention to it. Then suddenly the second guy farts, ‘WHOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH……..’Again, no one thought anything of it until the third guy let one,’PPPPPPPPUUUUUUHHHHHHHH…’The first two guys then looked at the third guy
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars that they have no intention of driving.Q. What do you do with a man who thinks
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it.One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, “There is a possibility to make the