An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison.With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the east coast, he started to head west.
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A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip … but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What happens when you turn on the head lights?
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him.The boy’s hair was yellow, green, orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes.The old man just stared at him.The boy said, “What’s the
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink – AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. (duh!)On a New Zealand insect spray – THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.In a US guide to setting up a new computer – TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM