At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon.” In response to Bill’s comments, General
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Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn’t get her tomatoes to ripen.Admiring her neighbor’s garden, which had beautiful bright red tomatoes, she went one day and inquired of him his secret.”It’s really quite simple,” the
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat.When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked humbly, “Jesus, I’ve suffered from back pain ever since I took
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was bigger than the other?A: Like, Not even!
RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you’re ugly, you probably are. Don’t ask us.Learn to work the toilet seat; if it’s up, put it down.Don’t cut your hair. For any reason. Ever.If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!