A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter goes and gets an outfit.”This is $200,” she says.”I want one that’s more sheer,” says he.”This one is $350.””I want it even more sheer than

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men saying the following;”Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they

Psychological Christmas SongsSCHIZOPHRENIA – Do You Hear What I Hear?MULTIPLE PERSONALITY – We Three Kings Disoriented Are.DEMENTIA – I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas.NARCISSISTIC – Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)MANIA – Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and

Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of his pants screaming : “My penis just died, my penis just died!”The nurses calm him down,and he goes back to his room. The next day, grandpa is running around again with his privates hanging out, so

You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in the chimneys, smelly socks, cross dogs, getting shot at, mistaken for a stork, driving all night in the snow – damn near got killed by a 747. Mrs. Clause is pissed off cause I got in

An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so really far out and there was no electricity.When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold