Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk and Quackers
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Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.3. It’s considered tacky to take a cooler to church.4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.5. Even if
What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, “Are
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny dearest, good boys save it till they’re18.”Johnny did. And by 18, he had 11 jars full!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, “I’d give anything to sink this next putt.”A stranger walks up to him and whispers, “Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?”The golfer thinks
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds his grandpa sitting on the Porch without any pants on!So he goes up to his grandpa and says “Grandpa, do you realize that you’re not wearing any pants?” His grandpa replies “Yes Jimmy, I do.”Jimmy then