Can any of you relate to these “addiction” quips? I sure can :)The last time you looked at the clock it was 11:30pm, and in what seems like only a few seconds later, your little sister runs past you to catch her 7am school bus.The remote to the T.V. is
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Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang Mai Ne————–I bumped into the coffee tableFat Ho———————An unattractive womanAr U Wun Tu—————–A gay liberation greetingChin Tu Fat—————-You need a face liftChow Mai Dong————-Romantic propositionDum Gai———————A stupid personWel Hung Gai—————-Is that a banana in your pocket?Won
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a bath in the lake.The Dwarfs protest vehemently because
Benign…………….What you be after you be eight.Artery…………….The study of paintings.Bacteria…………..Back door to cafeteria.Barium…………….What doctors do when patients die.Cesarean Section……A neighborhood in Rome.Catscan……………Searching for kitty.Cauterize………….Made eye contact with her.Colic……………..A sheep dog.Coma………………A punctuation mark.D & C……………..Where Washington is.Dilate…………….To live long.Enema……………..Not a friend.Fester…………….Quicker than someone else.Fibula…………….A small lie.Genital……………Non-Jewish person.G.I. Series………..World Series of military
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in which there is a victim. The man who has been injured request for a priest.The police officer on the scene turns around and ask if there is a priest in the crowd. Nobody answers. The man
This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade through college.Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live
This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade through college.The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote