Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to release a beta version 1 to complete the documentation 1 to test for hardware compatibility 1 to deny tech support 1 to configure the TCP/IP 1 to check for y2k compliance 1 to program the software
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Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a complete physical, only to find out that she is pregnant. She is furious and can’t believe this has happened.She calls the White House and gets Bill on the phone, and immediately begins to berate him, screaming:
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.Bud said, “Man, I wish we had something to drink!”Jim says, “Me too. Y’know, I’ve heard you
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy playing on the sidewalk. He had his little red wagon, and he had hung small ladders on the side of it, and coiled the garden hose up in it, and he was wearing a fireman’s hat.
Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would liveforever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not liveforever.”– Miss Alabama