There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him and told him to come into the church and the boy said,”…But they’ll steal my bike.”The priest explained how the Holy Spirit would take care of it, so they went inside.The priest showed the boy how
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Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told the woman at the door that they wanted the two most beautiful whores.The woman was like, they’re old, what are they gonna know. So she sticks them in the two darkest rooms with blow-up dolls.After they
Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule #1:When in doubt – buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to complain. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. No one
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get a chance to take yours.Order confusing items, i.e.,”Hi, I’ll have a large orange Coke and asmall medium fries, please”.When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage &
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday morning. They are both dressed in rags, each is holding a top hat, the one has a large cross around his neck and the other a large Star of David. After church, the congregants file out,
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you know.”2) “Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?”3) “How come it’s so BIG in there?”4) “You’ve done this with a lotta guys before—right?”5) “Next time I come over, don’t bother with the