One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful pains in my back.””Well let me take a look.”When the doctor looked he had a look of suprise on his face.”This is amazing.”What is is doctor?””I didn’t know that the new Toyotas had ribbed leather rear
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Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!I asked her what she was watching, and she said ‘All My Children’
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, “This scope is so good, you can see
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck.A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
Pay back time for the ladies!1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers.2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.3. If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there.4.