How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
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The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough.”Why don’t you put your money where your
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married a 20 year old girl. After a year she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying, “This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?”He
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in hisOWN pockets.
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over and over again on the chalkboard. Here are the collected writings of Bart Simpson from the opening credits.I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will not aim for the head.I will not barf unless
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!