A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth pulled. I don`t want gas or novocain because I`m in a terriblehurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.””You`re a brave woman,” says the dentist, “Now, show me which tooth itis.”The wife turns to her

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In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he’s driving a car. The nurse asks him, “Charlie, what are you doing?”Charlie replied, “Driving to Chicago!” The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.The next day the nurse enters Charlie’s

Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, “Well, what about you, what sort of control do

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!” he cried out. The police were dumbfounded and dispatched an officer to the scene.However, before the police arrived, the phone rang a second time with